Thou art a imprudent sweaty tuff-noggin who drives for the feeble-minded turkey brain and the oozing reddish boil.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had..
The more lofty your goals, the more painful your failure..
This'll jar your preserves, you beer bellied trailer trash ... You is uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.
Git off mah land, you sister bangin' critter ... Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!.
You cat harassing Poser.
Git mah gun, you lard eatin critter ... Bubba!.
Thou art a warped bat-fowling scut.
We'll rip and burn yer Jolly Roger, ye salty bilge-rat... Blast ye!.
I'll plunder yer coffer, ye lice-infested swabbie... Prepare for yer doom!.
